phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well
"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t
"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later
"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
“Hey Rosie, let’s put these tables together!”
Found this on Facebook and just had to share! I just want to be at Hogwarts!!!
*I don’t own this*
do you prefer galinda or glinda?
Lana Parrilla deserves all the awards.